Subsequent testing confirmed that a powdery substance discovered by the Secret Service at the White House on Sunday was cocaine, a law enforcement official said.
  • @0Empty0English
    32•2 years ago

    Well, it is called the White House.

  • NotoriousEnglish
    18•2 years ago

    Don’t think this is really onion-y. It was found at one of the tables where visitors put their belongings when going through security. I’m honestly shocked this doesn’t happen more often. TSA deals with dropped drugs on a daily basis. Hell there are containers in some airports specifically to throw away your illegal items.

    • @FlashZordonEnglish
      11•2 years ago

      Shitty Life Pro Tip: Rummage through the illegal item container at airports to score free drugs.

      • @BeanEaterEnglish
        6•2 years ago

        Right after drinking the forbidden jungle juice at the beginning of the security line

  • @[email protected]English
    11•2 years ago

    I wouldn’t be stunned if illicit substances have perennially been in the White House for a century or more. It’s a hostile, high-stress work environment. Of course people are going to medicate.

  • @buycuriousEnglish
    7•2 years ago

    I’m sure that staffer is both A: pissed and B: terrified about the investigation.

  • @morainEnglish
    5•2 years ago

    And of course Tom Cotton immediately climbs down into the Fox cesspool to complain that White House security needs to be thoroughly investigated. Sure, let’s do more useless investigations rather than actually getting anything useful done.

  • DrunemetonEnglish
    1•2 years ago

    Hunter Biden “Breaking News” in 3…2…