Didn’t Saul Goodman admit to this in court?
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn’t prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!
Fuck chuck
Yep
See also: The Mad Pooper
My sides
The Ohio Pooping Bandit
This is also glorious
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Based on just the name, I thought this was about a person stealing poop at first lol
Some people have really shitty hobbies.
He pooped on the one lady’s car 7 times! Either he really likes (or hates?) Her car or there is some connection there.
The theory it’s some fireman that also killed his wife in a murder suicide the same day the picture came out is nuts too.
Article with a photo of the bandit in action, as well as this line:
The devious defecator has disgustingly dumped his own dung on, around and inside at least 19 cars in Akron over the last two years.
Crazy that they have a photo of the guy, still no name to it :D
