• Flying Squid
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    64 months ago

    Amen, brother. I’m only 46. I hopefully have decades of fuckups left in me.

  • @[email protected]
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    24 months ago

    Can’t have epic failures if you don’t have epic responsibilities. Rack up those successes to set up the biggest downfall of all time!!

  • @skydivekingair
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    24 months ago

    As an optometrist my spectacles are in front of me.

  • tygerprints
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    24 months ago

    Just remember, trying something hard is the first step toward failure. So give up now and play video games instead.

        • callyral [he/they]
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          14 months ago

          Any time you think of doing anything useful or productive, remember that that’s way too much work and you’d rather do nothing.

          • tygerprints
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            04 months ago

            Doing nothing is very underrated. I might rate if higher if I ever get around to it.

  • @Emerald
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    14 months ago

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    Uncle Duke

    As an optimist, I tend to believe that my most spectacular failures are still ahead of me.

  • @rustyfish
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    14 months ago

    Things that destroyed me in my 20s I just shrug at now in my 30s. It’s like a drug. I have to fuck up harder now. Maybe on a national scale…