• @Emerald
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    28 months ago

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    Low Quality Facts, @[email protected]

    Tony Hawk: I’d like to turn myself in for murder.

    Cop: Are you Tony Hawk?

    Tony Hawk: Yes.

    Cop: If you’re Tony Hawk where’s your skateboard?

    Tony Hawk, holding up a blood-soaked skateboard: It dug right into his skull. I am a monster

    Cop: You look a little old to be Tony Hawk