• @Alteon
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    2810 months ago

    …and none of his bros said shit to him the whole time!?

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      610 months ago

      You’ve got to be pretty fucking wasted to not notice a bullet hole in your friend’s head.

  • @NABDad
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    1910 months ago

    “He even travelled on a 200-mile journey from Rio de Janeiro to Juiz de Fora but noted something was up as the drive took double the time because of his arm spasms.”

    That was just his brain trying to slap him in the face.

  • @TootSweet
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    1810 months ago

    Totally expected this guy to be from Florida.

  • amio
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    310 months ago

    Wow. The infection risk alone could easily be lethal.

    Must’ve been a .22 /s