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  • IninewCrow
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    4910 months ago

    I have successfully evaded the Brush brigades and the Floss patrols up until now but I fear that my position is weakening.

    • Thassodar
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      2110 months ago

      I fear the tides of Listerine, for I do not know how to swim, and they take no prisoners.

      • IninewCrow
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        1310 months ago

        The Hygienist Mercenaries have arrived!!! All is lost!!

  • @SocialMediaRefugee
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    1310 months ago

    I bought some steel dental picks because I’m so sick of having stuff get jammed between my teeth. Nuts aren’t much better, they will always break into perfect little pyramid like bits that fit right between your molars and are impossible to remove with your tongue or even fingernail.

    • @[email protected]
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      610 months ago

      Luckily nuts are mostly made of protein so they’ll digest in your mouth. Meat though, your mouth can’t digest fat so you can literally have rotting meat in your mouth. It’s nasty.

    • volvoxvsmarla
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      510 months ago

      For me berry seeds are the worst. I love berries but I find myself hardly chewing them because I hate the seeds being stuck everywhere.