• @BoxerDevil
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      28 months ago

      I do, but it ain’t gonna be for free. In this scenario I am less of a husband and more of a pimp though

  • @lemmefixdat4u
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    07 months ago

    This one reminds me of a story floating around in the '80s that went like this: A guy picks up a hot girl at the bar. She even has a room at a hotel nearby! She’s into bondage, and wants to strap him to the bed. He agrees, and once he’s tied up on the bed, face down - out of the closet pops a guy in a crotchless Batman costume.