Wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sounds of all the mites
You wouldn’t be able to hear anything as they crawl all over your face.
and then you hear your pregnant coworkers belly silently going “humanzee humanzee”
I think humans would follow Meowth rules
I think you missed the joke
I was in a hurry, but in my mind, a baby will cry but then say “human, that’s right!” Afterwards
Not if your wife fucked a chimp
Do you think when the birds wake you up at 5am they’d be saying their full names, like “Red Breasted Chickadoodle”, or would they just be screaming: “BIRD BIRD BIRD CROOOOWWW CROWWW BIRD BIRD” ?
Well the pokemon are named after the sounds they make, not the other way round, so a red breasted chickadoodle would instead be named after whatever sound it makes.
There is also some historic precedent for humans naming animals after the sounds they make, one being cats being called ‘miu’.
Cows should be named Moos. But, what about the actual moose?
“Fhaawkwyoo”
If the voices in your head are brain parasites, is that better or worse?
Those are just friends
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