What? Bethany is evolving!

Bethany evolved into Methany!

Eh, if she isn’t just performatively wealthy, she’d just get into cocaine and be the same as all the other vaguely functional cokeheads.

You only get to the methed-out, dumpster-huddling, bj-for-scraps stages of drug addiction that original tweeter seems to schadenfreud’ing for when you’re poor/have no more rich druggie friends

You are going to LOVE it