• @AllonzeeLV
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    984 months ago

    There’s only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.

  • SerotoninSwells
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    774 months ago

    Police in The Netherlands: “We will have some fun while solving this crime. We may even put some sprinkles on the bread if the bird is good.”

    Police in America: “The bird looked like it was going to shoot us so we shot it first. And everyone in the bank too just to be safe. Why don’t you respect us?”

  • Toes♀
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    424 months ago

    Jokes on us, that’s Polly Crackers. Wanted for 47 counts of battery.

    • @unphazed
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      14 months ago

      He’s a pro safe cracker.

  • Jubei Kibagami
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    164 months ago

    That bird was a fixer for the cartels, just caught in a random assignment. He later became a stool pigeon, if the rumors are to be believed, hence the need for anonymity.

  • @theedqueen
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    144 months ago

    Must be friends with the Penguin from Wallace and gromit

  • Dr. Coomer
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    14 months ago

    Why did I not hear about this?

  • Resol van Lemmy
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    -34 months ago

    At least the northern Belgians speak the same language as the Dutch but don’t act the same as them

    Hats off to Belgium.

      • bran_buckler
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        This is a meme, coming from an old copy/paste bit. Know your meme has a good write up about it.

        Albert Einstein Copypasta, also known as “Malice of Absence,” is a fictional account of a philosophical debate on the benevolence of God between a religious-skeptic professor and a student of faith, the latter of whom is revealed to be the world-renowned scientist Albert Einstein. Online, the last line in the story is often referenced in discussion threads and comments to mock hyperbolic statements or tall tales.

      • @[email protected]
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        44 months ago

        This was a meme from /r/thathappened, they’re implying it’s fake, but I’m not sure why since as far as I can tell this did happen, and I’m not surprised one bit by it very on brand for Dutch police.