• DessertStorms
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    5310 months ago

    “Just a Karen who buys rocks” gave me a seriously good lol - it’s a perfect description of my mother.

    • @[email protected]
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      1610 months ago

      I thought all women calling themselves witches were Karen’s buying rocks. I haven’t really met anyone to change my mind, yet.

  • @[email protected]
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    1310 months ago

    That’s why they made up homeopathy. Because vaccines aren’t bullshit enough for them.

  • @snuff
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    710 months ago

    They just mad our witchcraft is better than their witchcraft.

  • Lath
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    510 months ago

    One thing about witches is that you CAN segregate them by color.
    Black witches are about malignant tumors.
    White witches are about healing and purification.
    Green witches are about the power of nature.
    Red witches are about blood and fire.
    Blue witches are about ice and water.
    Yellow witches are about air and thunder.
    I don’t remember the rest.

    • @saltesc
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      1710 months ago

      Ah, sounds like they stole the lore from hacker hats.

      • @douglasg14b
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        Isn’t it the other way around and a general fantasy trope?

        • @[email protected]
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          1210 months ago

          Hacker hats come from old cowboy films, where you could tell who was good or bad by the colour of their hat.

        • @saltesc
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          I’m pretty sure hackers definitely came before witches.

          Edit: I’m giving you shit. The initial joke.whooshed you, but that’s okay. We’re all here for fun.

      • Lath
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        810 months ago

        To be honest, I didn’t ask. Out of ignorance, I presumed they all use brooms. I apologize.

    • @[email protected]
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      210 months ago

      Brown witches are extracted from lignite coal using gasification.
      Pink witches are produced by electrolysis using nuclear power.

  • @[email protected]
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    410 months ago

    Technology hasn’t advanced much if a Karen can still differentiate it from magic…

    And learning electronics, math, etc is hard and the Gem Stones are really easy to understand!

    Karens are always willing to use anything to their advantage and are sure they deserve the easy way out&in.

    In the end we’re alll a little bit Karen, I’m sure.