Could we do a kickstarter to pay her to strangle him?
Hell, with the current times “someone” could offer her a pardon for doing it…
This is why as someone not from the US, the idea of a presidential pardon is extremely questionable.
What’s the point of separation of powers, if you can just pardon anyone?
I absolutely see a future for the US where there is a political assassination, and the president just pardons the perpetrator. Of course, something like that doesn’t happen in a vacuum, but democracy isn’t built on loose rules. Y’all need to lock that shit down, like yesterday.
Good luck to the US (and us all, man you have a lot of nukes).
Bold of you to assume she ever gets close enough in a private setting to make that happen. My guess is she never gets within 50 feet of him unless the cameras are on.
That’s by choice, though.
And only if she gets paid… up front.
My head immediately made this look like when Leia strangled Jabba.
Perfect.
If insulting to Jabba, who was actually successful at making money with his criminal empire.
WON’T ANYONE THINK OF THE CRIMINALS?!?!
Not all success is positive.
I got 5 on it
“All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”
—Clarence Darrow
I always enjoyed that quote, although I’ve only ever read the latter half.
Honestly, same. I just got in the habit of checking quotations before posting them, so I got the full version with actual source.
While it is a lofty goal that I hope manifests, I wouldn’t call it a job at this point because there’s gonna be no money left for her to get paid 💀💸
She’ll be just fine, because after he dies, various publishers will offer her lots of money for a tell all insiders account. Plus she’ll be offered TV deals, speaking engagements, etc. She won’t be hurting for money after he dies.
You sure you want to deal with the never ending batshit conspiracies MAGATs will scream fror the next couple decades if Trump died before the election.
They will do that regardless of when he dies. No one dies naturally in QAnon/MAGA world.
Scientists need to check out his corpse after he goes to find out exactly how he could cram so many hamberders into his arteries and still make it to his late 70s
Oof, wouldn’t that solve a few problems, huh.
