Not how it went down.

The note said

“Karen Likes you, do you like her ? “

And Karen was quite nice, so I wrote, Yes and passed the note back.

But the note did not go back the Karen. Nor did it go to Karen’s friends. It went back to Ryan Higgins, the class asshole, who used it to humiliate me for the rest of the term .

That’s how it went down.

You’re forgetting the maybe box. For the low commitment, easy out people.

I give these to my wife occasionally. Fortunately for me she always checks the Yes box.

Nah the 90s dating app was the classifieds section of the local paper, where you could create a listing describing yourself and the type of person you’re looking for, typically including phrases like “I enjoy long walks on the beach” somewhere in there.