Yes, I did my research. But even my Revolut account requires a damn SMS here and there, and I’m trying to just prep for going off-the-grid entirely for the rest of 2024. Justification: fuck not?

SOOOOOOO Send ém to me, Lemmurs. Revolut= maybe

I want the bank that just opens an account, receives fiat currency, doesn’t fuck around with incompetency (stares at a few Credit Unions and Banks) and such.

Crypto I think is being handled by a friend, hope they’re right. Banks are on the way out, I know… I know…

Q: Other than Revolut, which ones are Lemmy approved? Q: Nah, that’s it really. I want to open account, and close my other bank. Q: How are you, and why are there beans in my Texas Chili in New Yoawrrk?

  • @[email protected]English
    20•9 months ago

    Sounds like you’re looking for the time honored Bank of Mattress Stuffed with Cash or their counterpart, Coffee Can Under the Sink Savings & Loan.

    If you’re truly committing to off grid, go full analog.

    Otherwise you just sound like a poorly veiled ad for some sketchy unregulated money exchange.