All Chinese propaganda ever seems to do is make us look more and more fucking badass.
How the world sees usa
You show me one other country that has a burger that will gouge your fucking eyes out, I’ll wait.
Is eye-gouging a desirable trait for a burger?
In my opinion, it actually isn’t!
I bet you’re fun at cookouts!
I don’t go to those. Too many people.
Depends who you give the burger to.
It’s pronounced Beagler
That’s the guy that keeps trying to steal Ronald McDonald’s Happy Meal, right?
Nah, that’s Donald Trump
Pooh bear is ultimately a good bear doing his best for those he cares about
The same cannot be said of China’s President unless we reduce the “who he cares about” to himself. But that’s not fair to Pooh.
No Malarkey is no longer a good campaign slogan. I propose Maximum Malarkey.
Make Malarkey great again
No Malarkey is no longer a good campaign slogan.
It never was. A geriatric candidate using a word that fell out of common use at least 70 years ago in his slogan winning an election was only possible because of how hated Trump was. Even though people still rightly hate Trump, it won’t work again.
What did Biden do to you? This is a safe place.
Where are the Uygurs?
Different propaganda techniques. China prefers to depict themselves as righteous underdogs, while it’s harder to do that as an American, so the propaganda is focused on seeming even more untouchable at the hands of a weak enemy.
In b4 well… Everything but bird burger
