• @[email protected]
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    469 months ago

    Death: ugh. Mrs. Schmidt… these cookies… what’s in these -

    Mrs. Schmidt: Ssh. You said it was time. You didn’t say for who.

  • teft
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    249 months ago

    Good night, Westley Mrs Schmidt. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.

    • @BluesF
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      209 months ago

      Not just any capital letters, sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴄᴀᴘɪᴛᴀʟ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀs

      • @[email protected]
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        39 months ago

        but my name is spelled in lowercase with first letter capitalized, I am not my corporation! is this a maritime court death? why won’t you accept my personal passport that says I have 999 more years in the state of Arizona