• @[email protected]
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    377 months ago

    This is tricky.

    If he turns around he can’t see them, and they might catch his movement.

    But if he stays he’s going to pick up a dangerous fetish.

  • @Wrench
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    277 months ago

    Fun fact. Lions mate around every 15 minutes for like a week while the lioness is in heat. Each session only lasts for like 20s. That guy is going to collapse and snooze for a few, and then get right back on her a few minutes later. That zebra is safe enough unless her sisters get jealous.

    • @LemmyKnowsBest
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      77 months ago

      And the lion doesn’t eat anything for a week because he’s too busy fucking & sleeping?

      • @LemmyKnowsBest
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        17 months ago

        The day wise_pancake realizes that comments can no longer be deleted

        That sounds a lot like my relationships in university.

        ~wise_pancake

        • @[email protected]
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          17 months ago

          I wrote it, then I thought, that’s a dumb thing to say, let’s not subject people to it, so I deleted it.

  • Dr. Coomer
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    37 months ago

    Hey, that reminds me of an equally black and white creature.