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For years my buddy would answer calls with “current location sperm bank, you jack it we pack it. How can I help you?”
How can you know they’re calling if they’re blocked?
You haven’t seen a number come up “Unavailable?”
That’s what they mean.
Welcome to Patricia’s used panties
We sell em, you smell em.
Are you calling to buy or to sell?
Joe’s abortion clinic. No fetus can beat us!
The last two are something i can see myself using .
some joke veering into removedphobia, and a line from the simpsons, you kill em, we grill em, wow! #halloffame
Had a friend who’d say “Helga’s House of Pain…”
