• SuperDuper
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    3711 months ago

    “Why, Maureen… You’ve… Enhanced yourself.”

  • @[email protected]
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    I wonder what enormous mass of matter brought so many natural satellites to orbit this planet? Is this temple made of plutonium?

    • @[email protected]
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      Don’t dead Mormons get their own planets or something like that? This family probably resurrected on a low-quality planet that has a very crowded neighborhood because they didn’t tithe enough, possibly because of the obvious cosmetic surgery decisions.

      • @Madison420
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        I’ve never quite understood, is it one planet one family or one person one planet.

        If it’s one family that bitch guns get crowded quick and you’ll be stuck with incest though from allegations of LDS members they’re already pretty ok with that.

    • @hdnsmbt
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      911 months ago

      Good Christian Wives don’t mind groping, they only strive to please their husbands! ☝️

  • Battle Masker
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    1711 months ago

    I’ll ignore the temple, but I won’t ignore the couple dressed like a warm spring day in the snowiest mountains or pink moon

  • @phoneymouse
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    1011 months ago

    What are all the balls in the sky?

    • Ech
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      2011 months ago

      Mormon reward planets, I assume.

        • @nieminen
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          411 months ago

          Sounds nuts, but I can attest. I am also an apostate.

      • @[email protected]
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        They are Gold-level reward planets. You were so close to Platinum but you weren’t aggressive enough at recruiting friends and family into your downline.

  • @Anticorp
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    811 months ago

    I knew a girl in high school who was built like that.

  • Ech
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    511 months ago

    This would fit well in arethestraightsok (and arethechristiansok if there is such a thing).