• @TAYRN
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    8 months ago

    I want that “floor slut requires your attention” message to be my notification for anything that ever happens in my life.

    Meeting at 10? Floor slut requires your attention.

    Alarm set for 6? Floor slut requires your attention.

    Q: Hey did you finish that report yet?

    A: Floor slut requires your attention.

    • @[email protected]
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      198 months ago

      One of my past bosses had his daughter record a bunch of messages, like “Mr Jones, you are needed in the office” and, “Mr Jones, your next meeting is starting”. And then he would set those as the alarm sounds on his phone and set the alarm to go off ten minutes into meetings he wanted to get out of. A few of us knew what was going on but most people thought he had just the best assistant managing his schedule. You could do something like that.

  • Nora
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    158 months ago

    I called mine floor removed.

  • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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    78 months ago

    Odeuceus since he’s the second one we got and he goes on long journeys cleaning up filth.

    Odie for short.

    The handheld vacuum is Rosie.

    Heimdall for the camera that sees all. Captain Harold Ervine Andrews for the person who had my rear covered.