• BougieBirdie
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    36 months ago

    Buddy, if you’ve got tar coming out of your neck you better see a phlebotomist to have your oil changed

  • @taanegl
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    36 months ago

    You have been found wanting by the intergalactic tribunal for: cultural crimes of language. Meet at the halls of eternity for judgement, which may result in possible expungement from time and space in it’s entirety.

    Be advised that if you are to be expunged, your peroginy will be spared through temporal genetic recultivation to recreate their bodies, their original brain chemistry will be modified according to expungement protocols, which will then be transferred to the new hosts.

    Sincerely, The Intergalactic Tribunal.

    • @taanegl
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      36 months ago

      This intergalactic subpoena brought to you by Globnorb’s Glob Orbs. What does Globnorb’s Glob Orbs do? Nobody knows. Stare at them for hours, at the beach, in the workplace, in a volcano, with the family. Do not look away too quickly though, because it may cause damage upon neural networks and soft tissues. These orbs are that good.

      Globnorb’s Glob Orbs: your soul will never go hungry again…

      • Optional
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        36 months ago

        And now, back to The Hypnotoad Comedy Glory Hour sponsored by The Space Pope

  • Optional
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    26 months ago

    Terrible! I love it.