• Ignotum
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    162 years ago

    “so soon?”

    “Yeah you decided to give me childhood leukemia”

    “Uhh, part of my plan?”

    • @1988gabrysiak
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      2 years ago

      If I have to sit next to Hitler I’m gonna be pissed.

  • @CurlyMoustache
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    42 years ago

    “Hello, uncle who used to touch me… What are you doing here? Oh, that’s right. You used to work for the church”

    (Stole it from some comedian I don’t remember the name of)