• @SuckMyWang
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    362 months ago

    Might have something to do with Elon spending all his time jerking off at twitter

    • Optional
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      352 months ago

      Or being a right-wing useful idiot nutjob.

      It boils down to this: will the board kick out Elmo or will they watch the whole thing crumble into recievership.

      I’m betting recievership.

      • @HypxOP
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        102 months ago

        The board is a bunch of stooges. They all need to go to jail in all fairness.

      • @[email protected]
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        82 months ago

        The problem is Tesla is a meme stock that pretends it’s a real company.

        If you kick out musk and try to turn it into a normal car company with normal stock prices which depends on how many cars are sold, that would look like a complete wipe out.

        Leave musk in charge and it will crate as well. The best thing the board can do is keep musk as nominally in charge, but keep him juiced up to the eyeballs on Ketamin and distract him with twitter. It’s not worked yet, but it might stop him from designing more cyber cars.

    • Flying Squid
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      102 months ago

      He didn’t spend all of his time jerking off at Twitter.

      He spent some of it designing the stupidest commercial vehicle ever released.

        • Flying Squid
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          22 months ago

          Commercial as in sold commercially, not as in used by businesses. i.e. not a specialized vehicle.

        • @psmgx
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          12 months ago

          What market was it aimed at?

          • @[email protected]
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            12 months ago

            It’s a lifestyle vehicle more than anything, so aimed at people towing, carrying sporting gear etc. Too expensive to be a trade vehicle.

  • @Pohl
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    42 months ago

    Stock barely slipped on this news. Wall Street is fucking crazy for tsla. No matter what happens they never sell.

    Why? The company has been floundering. the product isn’t innovative. There is no promise of future growth. The gravy years are passed. What the fuck are you waiting for?? Take your earnings before it’s too late.