Ah yes, we hired lawyers to investigate ourselves and found that there was zero wrongdoing on our part. Totally checks out, nothing further to see here, move it along people.

That’s kind of like the time when I was getting divorced and my ex-spouse tried to get custody by filing a bogus restraining order. He got slapped down at the hearing and then during the divorce negotiations I said I would agree to shared custody if he got anger management counseling? What to guess how that went down? If you guessed “got angry”, that’s a bingo!