• @voracitude
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      2910 months ago

      Well you know, human memory is fallible and all that. Good thing we have this helpful footage to clear things up! I’m sure she’ll be relieved when it’s entered into the record at trial; as an officer of the law, getting to the facts of the matter is her highest priority, right?

      … That’s her highest priority, right?

    • @pete_the_cat
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      1510 months ago

      She’s clearly not that smart to begin with.

      • @dellish
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        1810 months ago

        Well, yeah, she’s a police officer.

  • @[email protected]
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    3010 months ago

    Do you mean, ‘I don’t remember’ like ‘I do that kinda shit so often I literally don’t remember that incident specifically’?

    • @[email protected]
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      1210 months ago

      It’s so funny too because cops will come into court 6 months and 800 traffic stops after giving you a ticket and claim to perfectly recall everything that happened during the stop just as long as it all contradicts your defense. The worst part is that judges usually take their testimony as gospel and irrefutable facts while your own testimony isn’t seen as truthful because “you’re just trying to get out of a ticket.”

  • @Treczoks
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    2910 months ago

    Well, the camera remembers…

    • @[email protected]
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      410 months ago

      Prosecutor “So, is your lack of memory just because you do this so often that it has become a sort of muscle memory?”

  • @ExfilBravo
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    1210 months ago

    She isn’t in an orange jumpsuit so what does she have to fear? She knows the system is rigged and is doing the things she was coached to do.

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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    1110 months ago

    Not remembering something is not a valid excuse for corruption when there’s verifiable video evidence of it happening.

  • Optional
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    1010 months ago

    The banality and misrememberance of evil

  • @UnpluggedFridge
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    910 months ago

    It may seem like a crafty dodge, but her inability to recall will end with a motion for summary judgement because there will be no dispute to the facts she has “forgotten.”