Really had me till the very end. Didn’t see this was nononoyes so I wasn’t expecting it.
Reminds me of all the great Crusader Kings classics such as:
What are the best ways to murder my gay / stupid / disabled son?
My wife isn’t producing children, do I need to murder her and marry a younger one?
I’m paranoid and sadistic, who should I murder to manage my stress?“My wife, a horse, was caught trying to kill my 200-year old mother who refuses to wear clothes, with the help of the gay pope.”
—CK4, probably
Rimworld had some good ones too. They even made Shitrimworldsays
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Did you sarcasm too hard there or did you not read the last line of the post?
I’m going to go with the latter lol
people read posts?
This hit me the same as that one person blogging about doll customization and not clarifying until the end
Felt a bit like a Philip K. Duck moment by the ending.
