She should have said - well we tried calling first but were on the phone for quite a while- you said our call was important to you and you were ‘experiencing an unusually high volume of calls’…

  • @espentan
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    497 months ago

    You need to be two people to pull that off, and the corpse must be wearing beach attire and shades. The shades are important. /s

    • @69420
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      17 months ago

      …and it has to be the weekend.

  • circuscritic
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    167 months ago

    Your honor I object.

    She was only looking to defraud the bank of less than $4k USD.

    Wheeling in her deceased uncle to a fucking bank branch is easily worth at least a $5k USD fraudulent loan.

    I rest my my case.

  • @Kelly
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    157 months ago

    As far as i can tell the loan was for around 4.5 months average salary for Brazil. Its a windfall but not a “retire early” windfall.

    • @[email protected]
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      7 months ago

      thats extremely generous, more like a year. minimum wage is about $250/mo and id bet most people are making that or less.

    • @MissJinx
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      27 months ago

      deleted by creator

      • @Skullgrid
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        17 months ago

        Put the comma in, otherwise it’s three dollars and a quarter if you use the .

        • @[email protected]
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          37 months ago

          Here is Brazil it’s the other way around, he must mixed it up. Here it would be R$3.250,00

  • @[email protected]
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    107 months ago

    Anyone remember those two guys who took a dead family member to withdraw money from the post office? Can’t believe she thought she would get away with it.

  • Bunnylux
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    57 months ago

    This video was truly bizarre

  • THCDenton
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    27 months ago

    She just wanted to be a brazillionare