• Flying Squid
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    781 year ago

    Well it wasn’t a toe, so it likely wasn’t a German nihilist.

    • @[email protected]
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      231 year ago

      No need to be a german nihilist. Anyone could get a toe. There are ways… You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.

    • @eating3645
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      201 year ago

      I will cut off your Johnson!

    • @[email protected]
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      131 year ago

      You know who it was? A bunch of fucking amateurs. They send him a finger and he’s supposed to shit himself with fear. These fucking amateurs…

    • ikiru
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      121 year ago

      Nihilists? Fuck me…

      Say what you will about the tenents of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.

  • @InverseParallax
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    611 year ago

    There is only one demand, and it is a simple one.

    At 4pm this afternoon, President Emmanuel Macron must appear on live French television, on all networks, terrestrial and satellite, and … No!

    On all networks, terrestrial and satellite, and have full, unsimulated sexual intercourse with a pig! I don’t understand!?

  • AFK BRB Chocolate
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    451 year ago

    Wait, was the person who sent the finger the original owner of the finger, or someone else? The article isn’t clear.

    • @_HR_
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      721 year ago

      (…) cops have yet to ID a suspect.

      combined with

      Tests later concluded that the digit belonged to a “living human being” who authorities contacted and was “given full medical support,” the source said.

      seems to mean that the sender of the finger, and the person to whom the finger belonged to are 2 separate people.

      • @Bluetreefrog
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        361 year ago

        (…) cops have yet to ID a suspect.

        Surely the could do it digitally?

        • @kromem
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          181 year ago

          digitally

          I see what you did there…

      • @dudebro
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        111 year ago

        That’s fucking weird.

        Was the finger giving willingly?

        • @WolfhoundRO
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          01 year ago

          Unless the victim was Peter Pettigrew, I highly doubt

    • @scarabic
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      31 year ago

      Fuckin’ n’est-ce pas?

      • fearout
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        21 year ago

        C’est carrément une situation merdique, peu importe comment on voit ça. Ça fait très Moyen Âge, non ?

        • @RedditWanderer
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          Le doigt a été coupé par une mini-guilottine, a la francaise

  • Pogonax
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    161 year ago

    I thought the French knew that they’re supposed to cut parts off of the ruler (beheading) like back in the day, not send them severed body parts smh

  • @[email protected]
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    141 year ago

    What I’ve decided to do is this. I have a set of shears at home. And each time you bother me from this day on, I’ll take those shears and I’ll take one of me fingers off with them. And I’ll give that finger to ya. A finger from me left hand. Me fiddle hand. And each day you bother me more, another I’ll take off and I’ll give ya until you see sense enough to stop. Or until I have no fingers left. Does this make things clearer to ya?

    • @dudebro
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      31 year ago

      That’s actually a good joke, lol.

  • @dudebro
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    81 year ago

    Now this is news.

  • @jeffw
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    61 year ago

    Protests are one thing, but this is a bit much. What does it achieve?

        • @_cerpin_taxt_
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          21 year ago

          Thanks for the succinct summary. Man that guy sounds like a moron. I guess he is in the Russian military, though…

  • @WolfhoundRO
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    41 year ago

    I believe in freedom of speech, but HOLY FUCK THIS AIN’T THAT ANYMORE. This is madness

  • @Crow
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    31 year ago

    Someone’s done being Emmanuel’s friend.

    • @spunkycomics
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      11 year ago

      Not quite the same effect as that “WHUMP” against the door