• @danc4498
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      77 months ago

      Please don’t kill you me.

  • @Son_of_dad
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    167 months ago

    Dad, I know we make the rules, so can you not torture and kill me and just forgive em? None of this makes sense!

  • @[email protected]
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    137 months ago

    It wasn’t until about 100 years into Christianity that he became god. He only ever claimed to be the messiah.

    • @afraid_of_zombies
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      27 months ago

      Biblical Jesus only, and he twisted it out of other people. Hence the need for a Christ Confessor. It was pretty cool when John recast Peter as Mary. Guess John was being woke.

      It’s a bit like Smithers on the Simpsons. Once they just have him say he is gay it stops being funny. Hinting at it in various creative ways is the funny part. So when the various Roman Empire publishing houses were churning out Jesus content they made sure that he didn’t call himself the Messiah or God since that breaks the drama. Have other people in the story do it. And do it after he does magic tricks.

  • Ignotum
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    67 months ago

    “My Me, My Me, Why Have I Forsaken Me!”

    • Jesus while being crucified
    • Doug HollandOP
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      07 months ago

      Cracked me up. Memed and posted. :)

      • Ignotum
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        17 months ago

        Haha, nice 👌

  • @The_Tired_Horizon
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    27 months ago

    Where’s that butterfly anime meme of “is this a clone?” when you need it.