• BarqsHasBite
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    5 months ago

    What, wait they were doing a mock trial? Holy fucking shit.

    They can’t do it for real, so they just make it up entirely! Holy. Fucking. Shit.

    The depths of them making shit up is just unbelievable.

    • @disguy_ovahea
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      “The people in this story are real. Their stories have been altered for the purpose of dramatization.”

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        5 months ago

        for the purpose of dramatization defamation by proxy.

    • SeaJ
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      95 months ago

      Were they going to get Judge Reinholt?

  • Flying Squid
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    585 months ago

    Apparently a billion dollar lawsuit judgment taught them nothing.

    • @[email protected]
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      465 months ago

      It taught them that pulling this shit has a specific price tag attached so they can budget accordingly.

    • @AbidanYre
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      315 months ago

      Methinks an attic I shall seek.

    • @disguy_ovahea
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      165 months ago

      That’s the heart of the problem. They’re jealous that the most clever politically-charged sitcoms tend to be written by left-leaning writers. They could legally make a parody of the case. They’d need smarter writers, and they’re too quick to turn them into lawyers.

    • @Burninator05
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      45 months ago

      That’s what Fox gets for hiring Barry as their corporate lawyer.

        • @[email protected]
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          15 months ago

          If this ends with Donald taking to the sea in a boat piloted by Eric, but Malonia staying in America because they can’t try a husband and wife for the same crime, I would be reasonably satisfied.

  • Pumpkin Escobar
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    355 months ago

    The Trial of Hunter Biden('s Penis) - In this 6 part miniseries we’ll be lending our usual journalistic excellence to uncovering the throbbing truth…

    • @glimse
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      65 months ago

      I haven’t seen the pictures but wouldn’t it be more like an 8 or 9 part miniseries? I heard he was packin