I just imagine the Simpsons with the scummy lawyer buisness card:

“Party of the working class” you say? No, no! You got that all wrong. “Party of the working for class” There, that fixed it. Now, where were we on that child coal mining bill?

Working class republicans don’t consider minimum wage workers to be working class. Liberals will never be able to wrap their heads around this and the culture wars will continue to no avail.