• @[email protected]
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    3625 days ago

    It’s been awhile since I’ve had a Tootsie Pop, but a lick that gets 1/364th the way to the center sounds somewhat more aggressive than I would want applied to the vagina that I don’t have.

    (and now that is in my comment history…)

  • @NOT_RICK
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    1325 days ago

    Best I can do is a lying owl

    • @TexasDrunk
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      425 days ago

      One, two, three…

      Three.

    • BubbleMonkey
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      425 days ago

      Haha that’s exactly what I was expecting it to be. I haven’t seen one of those things since I swiped a penthouse from a seedy gas station back in the 90s. They were advertised in the back and solidly piqued my curiosity. Because surely, surely, it’s not even close.

    • @evidences
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      224 days ago

      That thing has way better reviews than I would expect