Fate of net neutrality may hinge on Supreme Court's "major questions" doctrine.
  • originalucifer
    43•5 months ago

    heir members “will suffer irreparable harm, as they did in the wake of the 2015 Order. In particular, petitioners’ members will be forced to delay or forego valuable new services, incur prohibitive compliance costs, and pay more to obtain capital.”

    ‘please no, were only making billions of dollars and our profits should be guaranteed’

    • Flying Squid
      26•5 months ago

      What “valuable new services” could they possibly be talking about? Is the internet fast? Does it stay on most of the time? What the fuck else do they think people want?

      • enkers
        19•5 months ago

        Clearly they’ve found a new way to bundle your internet, cellular, satellite tv, auto insurance, pet walker, and lawn care, all in a new ultra-value^† bundle.

        ^(† ultra-value only available for first month, cancellation fees may apply; we reserve the right to package and sell your totally for realsies anonymous usage data)

      • SeaJ
        14•5 months ago

        Who doesn’t want a bunch of packages bundled in at a low price* where the advertisement does not list the extra fees?

        *for three months and then your bill will double

  • Monkey With A Shell
    20•5 months ago

    Oh, that’s why mine suddenly removed the data caps… Here I was hoping we might be getting some decent competition. Eh, will take it while I can until the next FCC flips the rules again.