Anubis places my heart on the scale … it breaks the scale, rolls off the table, lands on and breaks Anubis’s foot

Anubis: … EXTRA HELL IT IS!!!

You can’t spell Anubis without anus.

Well, I was born an original sinner

I was born from original sin

And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I’ve done

There’d be a mountain of money piled up to my chin, hey!

Or first furry made Anubis