Honestly, would be a way funnier character for a sorc.
Mom was a bard, now you’re going from ancient dragon to ancient dragon demanding paternity tests for back child support.
“WHO DARES AWAKEN THELDORAK THE DOOM IN EMBERS‽‽‽”
“Did you meet Rhonda about 20 years ago?”
“Oh shit you know Rhonda‽…oh…oh damn it.”
First time I’ve seen an interrobang used correctly here. 10/10 would bang.
the authors barely disguised fetish
Disguised??? She’s the biggest icon in the community for it lol (and a legitimately great content creator)
Is there a way I can ask who and what you’re talking about without coming off like
TieflingMelissa! She’s a pretty significant community figure on Twitter and Twitch, great memes, nice discord server.
She’s very down bad for dragons (same), but honestly she’s actually pretty wholesome; her server doesn’t allow explicit NSFW and she spends a lot of time helping new players learn the rules of the game.
What, don’t we all have a $1k USD bad dragon collection?
Isn’t that like… 3 dicks?
They’re only like 100USD each!
That’s genuinely surprising considering the detail and… Size.
Hey whatever floats your satyr
god I wish that was me
Same.
I’m not even lonely!
I’m married buuuuuutt
Source?
Tiefling Melissa
Is this from something?
Teifling Melissa
It plays on the backstory of Freddy Krüger. It was in the 3rd or 4th Nightmare on Elm Street movie.
Mark NSFW, please
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Can confirm, I filmed them.
I figured since it didn’t actually show anything it would be fine. I edited to mark it NSFW.
He got a boner at work
How is this even NSFW? Some people are just weird
The words “run a train” in the second panel was too much for you?? It wasn’t even separated or emphasized. Perhaps it was the word “nutted”?
Let me guess, you also censor yourself and say things like f***? Maybe you should get off the internet if you need words hidden away
I see where you’re coming from, but I wouldn’t want to be caught reading this at work.
I wouldn’t want to be caught reading a lot of shit at work.
Most of it isn’t what would ever be marked as NSFW.
You shouldn’t be scrolling Lemmy at work regardless, not saying I don’t but yeah
