• @pyre
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    5 months ago

    you inadvertently put a human in the meme instead of a leech.

    edit: i apologize for calling this cunt a human, i didn’t know who it was

      • ditty
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        45 months ago

        Holy shit what an especially hateful and bigoted societal parasite!!

    • @Arkaelus
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      -45 months ago

      It’s been discovered recently that leeches can jump, so it’s not as inaccurate now.

  • Waldowal
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    375 months ago

    One of my favorite Onion headlines is: “Landlord forced to increase rent because they thought of a bigger number.”

    • @[email protected]
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      175 months ago

      On May 22, 2024, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) conducted an unannounced raid on Cortland Management’s headquarters in Atlanta. This action was part of a criminal antitrust investigation by the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) into allegations that Cortland has been involved in a conspiracy to artificially inflate apartment rents.[

      • @[email protected]
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        45 months ago

        In a just world all the rentals that used this service should be given to the tenants living in them.