This post is dedicated to the people who insist I’m just posting trolls and not crazy people.

That’s a whole lot of trolls.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          21 day ago

          My uncle used to live there. I’ve never been, but I’m guessing the lack of much ever happening was why.

  • @lgmjon64
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    153 days ago

    I would like to volunteer all those posters for the space program and never bring them back to this planet.

    • @saltesc
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      113 days ago

      It’d be easy. Just tell them they were right about NASA being behind everything, but not in the way they thought. This whole time they’ve been working with the Annunaki to hide the truth until such a time the Annunaki think humans are ready for it. It is now that time and they’ve chosen a select few to be invited to Nibiru to learn, return, and provide the humans with the truth. Their lifetime wealth will be taken care of, of course, as payment for their year spent on Nibiru.

      Once out of orbit, we turn off comms and tracking and go on about our days.

      • @[email protected]
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        73 days ago

        This is very similar to a plot point in the later Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy books. A civilization manages to convince all their hair stylists, project managers, telephone sanitization specialists, etc that the world is ending and that they’ve been selected as the elite to be the first on the colony ships leaving the planet.

        • @bitchkat
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          21 day ago

          And those people settled earth.

      • @[email protected]
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        43 days ago

        Bro, don’t even bring up the Annunaki. That’s some serious shit. I don’t want you to get disappeared.

        • @saltesc
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          43 days ago

          It’s such a fun word to say, though. Annunaki! Annunaki, Annunaki, Annunaki!

          Like a Japanese cocktail that’d knock your socks off.

          Hang on, I’ll ask my partner what they think it is…

          “Is that a Japanese food? Like okonomiyaki?”

          explains it

          “Nibiru is actually a cool word too.”

    • @[email protected]
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      23 days ago

      The original post is correct tho. As for the one claiming they were christians… More or less. Nubia was christian at one point, but much later than when those pyramids were built, in the 5th century. Meroe was no longer their capital and they were then called the kingdom of Makuria.

    • @OwlPaste
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      43 days ago

      A mission to land on the sun you say?