• NoktaOP
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    586 months ago

    My tablet after the latest update. Thank you, Samsung.

  • @CheeseNoodle
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    556 months ago

    Worst one I’ve had is a windows update somehow physically brick a notebook, no idea how it happened but even after replacing the harddrive it would still get stuck in a weird boot loop trying to start off a non existant drive. My best guess is the update somehow managed to damage/corrupt the BIOS.

    • SSUPII
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      526 months ago

      Modern Windows update also include BIOS updates by your manufacturer.

      • @BabyVi
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        216 months ago

        Holy shit that’s frightening.

        • @[email protected]
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          They used to do that.

          Now they shove untested firmware updates onto windows update, launch them automatically, tell you that your computer is going to be updating for an indeterminate amount of time and that while that’s evidently more urgent and important than whatever you were using it for they’re generous enough to grant you three chances to postpone the update for 30 minutes, proceed with the update anyway when you tell them to postpone, warning you not to unplug the computer or else, and brick your machine even if you didn’t unplug it (and no, warranty doesn’t cover it, buy a new one, you filthy consumer).

          We have several HP laptops at work, and they’re an absolute nightmare.

          • @dorumon
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            26 months ago

            Some Linux distros do this as well automatically. I accidentally updated my bios several times until my laptop stopped receiving updates.

        • SSUPII
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          16 months ago

          Yes, but Microsoft will just give you the latest one via Windows Update regardless of suggestions

    • @[email protected]
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      136 months ago

      I had that with a Android firmware update fresh out of the box, first truning it on. Battery was almost empty, so it bricked. Was about 2015 i think?

      • @Couldbealeotard
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        66 months ago

        I guess that’s why you are instructed to charge your device before turning it on for the first time.

    • @thawed_caveman
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      26 months ago

      One time i decided that a Windows update was taking too long and decided to turn off the computer. Fucked. Wouldn’t boot anymore. Had to re-install windows.

  • @Gradually_Adjusting
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    466 months ago

    What are you gonna do, not update your enchanted sword for the latest security patch? That’s how you get Stormbringer.

    • @marcos
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      126 months ago

      Some Android devices do that too.

      Anyway, it’s disturbing how people just take it and accept as the natural way computers behave.

  • Cyber Yuki
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    236 months ago

    This is the reason why IT admins usually disable the installation of automatic updates on the workplace (so THEY can decide which updates to install and which ones to skip).

    Then one day Microsoft wanted to be an asshole and decided to lie and mark an anti piracy phone-home update as a SECURITY update, breaking thousands of systems in one single night. Admins were forced to block Microsoft’s own IP addresses just to prevent company’s assets from breaking unexpectedly.

    No wonder Microsoft is so hated worldwide.

  • @[email protected]
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    46 months ago

    Very long story short. The catalyst was ofc a windows update that went through over night.

    Reinstalled entire windows. Twice. First time I made the mistake of reinstalling lenovo software that came with laptop (battery controll etc) that caused together with windows complete freeze when plugging AC adapter in. (Because it put laptop in high performance mode which froze everything)

    Second time I said fuck that and made sure I download the required drivers manually from AMD and Nvidia. And avoid Lenovo software all together. So far so good.

    But fuck that windows update that broke everything to begin with. Lost my entire harddrive on a laptop not even 6 months old.

  • @[email protected]
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    46 months ago

    Aggregate data determined that users interact overwhelmingly with the handle, therefore the blade was bloatware and removed, you’re welcome.

  • @[email protected]
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    36 months ago

    Would be fun if David Revoy and pmjv had a crossover. Both artists use FOSS, are on the fediverse and have at least one story with a girl who’s sword runs an OS. But one is on Mastodon and the other on Lemmy, will they ever meet?