A 3-year-old driving a golf cart hit and killed a 7-year-old in Florida, police say | CNN
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A 3-year-old driving a golf cart struck and killed a 7-year-old on Monday afternoon in Fort Myers, Florida, according to a news release from the Florida Highway Patrol.
  • @CandelestineEnglish
    17•1 year ago

    That, unfortunately, does not sound like an Onion headline.

    • @mpa92643OPEnglish
      7•1 year ago

      Fair enough. I originally figured the absurdity of the situation might be enough to push it over the line, but on second thought, it probably needs another bit of absurdity or irony to really sound like an Onion headline.

      If there’s a consensus that it doesn’t belong, I’ll delete it.

      • @CandelestineEnglish
        6•1 year ago

        I don’t think it’s worth deleting necessarily. I was just making a jab of my own.

    • no bananaEnglish
      3•1 year ago

      It does sound like FloridaMan however. Florida… Child?

  • I_Miss_Daniel
    3•1 year ago

    Do golf carts have hand controls for throttle? How does a 3 year old even physically reach the go pedal and steer otherwise?