• Flying Squid
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    506 months ago

    Do you think their name might possibly rhyme with “rump?” As in “spanked in the rump with a Forbes magazine by a porn star you’re cheating on your wife with?”

    • @RagingRobot
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      16 months ago

      If this is such an important matter it kind of makes me wonder why the name isn’t flat out in the title

      • Flying Squid
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        15 months ago

        Because you’d have to be a fool to think it was Biden or Kennedy and there’s really only one other possibility.

  • @EnderWiggin
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    236 months ago

    A past preferred candidate? Trump has been a straight up Russian stooge since the fucking 1980s. I am so sick of the media tip toeing around this shit. Gee, I wonder if it’s because more than half the media was bought by the same handful of right-wing douchebags that are promoting Trump and Russian interests. The real coup happened in 2016.

    • @Throw_away_migrator
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      56 months ago

      Seriously. If you’re going to leak to the press at least just say the fucking name

  • @ohlaph
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    176 months ago

    We know. We must defend our democracy!

  • @Treczoks
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    166 months ago

    What a surprise! Putler wants to install the guy on whom he has a strong compromat collection in the White House as a sock puppet. Shocking!

    Trump might not understand much, but he understands power, and he knows that Putler has powers over him. So as much as Trump kicks ass of those under him, he sucks ass to Putler.

    • @Zomg
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      -25 months ago

      I’m not disagreeing with you, but stop saying putler. It sounds forced as fuck and takes away from the points you’re trying to make.

  • @uebquauntbez
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    76 months ago

    Dictators Unite! With the help of billionaires! Brave New World! F**k

    • @return2ozmaOP
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      66 months ago

      Newsflash: Joe Biden is a corporate Democrat. For 40+ years.

  • @return2ozmaOP
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    -206 months ago

    Let’s get the jokes out of the way…

    No, I’m not Russian. No, Putin isn’t my boss. Etc etc

    • @Clent
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      226 months ago

      Yeah. We get it. You’re an American doing Putin’s work for free. That isn’t better.

      • @return2ozmaOP
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        -206 months ago

        Heard it. Say something original…

    • @[email protected]
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      06 months ago

      Push for ranked choice voting, BDS, No thanks. Instead of attacking Joe Biden constantly, If you’re not a Russian.