• @Etterra
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      220 days ago

      Yeah good luck. That dude’s so slippery that hagfish are jealous.

  • @BertramDitore
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    1621 days ago

    Customs agent: “I see that you just arrived from Russia. Did you meet with anyone under US sanctions? If so, who?”

    Orban: “Yes. President Putin.”

    Customs agent: “ummm okay…and what is the purpose of your visit to the United States?”

    Orban: “To tell former president Trump about my visit with President Putin.”

    Customs agent: “anything to declare?”

    Orban: “no, just this priceless faberge egg that I’m holding for a friend.”

    …is how I imagine it went.

    • @Treczoks
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      421 days ago

      He is not bringing gifts. He is bringing Putins new orders for Trump.

  • Chainweasel
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    1621 days ago

    Meeting with the leader of an adversarial government that’s helping Russia with their genocide is a totally normal thing for a presidential candidate with no authority over US foreign policy to do.

  • @nogooduser
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    1021 days ago

    Let me guess: Ukraine should stop their aggression and leave the Russians alone in their new territory.

  • @Treczoks
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    221 days ago

    Orbans “World Autrocrats Tour 2024”.

  • @Valmond
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    221 days ago

    Hello, me is Orban.

    I come in piss. Best piss deal ever. Everyone is saying it is.