Oak Ridge National Laboratory scientists studied the scrap of metal and decided it’s just a failed 20th century experiment into magnesium alloys and not alien at all.
    • Flying Squid
      5•1 month ago

      Oh you should. He’s been on this nut train for years.

      • @KillerTofu
        1•1 month ago

        Hey mom, there’s something in the backroom

        Hope it’s not the creature from above

        You used to read me stories

        As if my dreams were boring

        We all know conspiracies are dumb

        What if people knew that these were real

        I’d leave my closet door open all night

        I know the CIA would say

        “What you hear is all hearsay”

        I wish someone would tell me what was right

  • Flying Squid
    3•1 month ago

    I know I’m shocked that aliens are not crashing their highly advanced interstellar craft all the time once they get to Earth.