My poor friend has been descending down some weird rabbit holes the past few years.

  • @edgemaster72
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    382 months ago

    Imagine thinking the Illuminati wants some reality TV musicians for their secret world government

    • Dr. Wesker
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      2 months ago

      Imagine thinking the Illuminati would be willing to allow starving artists to join their hyper-elite ranks, as long as they drink a bit of blood.

      • VindictiveJudge
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        72 months ago

        Well, if they’re drinking blood are they really starving?

    • @kryptonianCodeMonkey
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      52 months ago

      How else do you think they hire bands for their biannual child blood sacrifice parties?

  • @frickineh
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    132 months ago

    Wait, what were they actually talking about in the video?

      • @frickineh
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        242 months ago

        Oh ok, so this is just someone not understanding what a joke is. I was expecting it to be more like, “when they said they practiced their music, that was code for killing babies!”

  • @[email protected]
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    41 month ago

    Oh no, a blood drinking ritual! That’s bad because consuming part of a once living being is wrong. That’s why Christian conspiracy theorists are all vegans, right?

    • @[email protected]
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      21 month ago

      Don’t think he was quite a conspiracy theorist, though I do think he was raised on John Birch Society stuff, but a previous coworker, catholic, told me people shouldn’t even be punished for animal abus3 because animals don’t have souls.

      Christians literally believe the statements in genesis to mean they are just shy of God themselves, and all other living beings are inferior, without God’s protection. In several cases, they include nonwhite racses in this list of inferior as well. Man is to rule over them or whatever.

      • @Hikermick
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        61 month ago

        The Eucharist ritual is about drinking blood