NK trash balloon lands on presidential office compound
m.koreaherald.com
A trash-carrying balloon sent by North Korea landed on the presidential office compound Wednesday, but nothing dangerous was found, the Presidential Security Service (PSS) said. The PSS said it discovered fallen trash on the grounds of the presidential compound while monitoring the latest batch of balloons flown by the North earlier in the day. North Korea has sent thousands of trash-filled balloons toward South Kore...

New frontiers in perimeter defense for South Korea, as presidential complex security finds a present from the Norks on the roof. "Citadel 3 to Citadel Actual, I need sawdust and a scraper at roof access sector 7." It’s been quite a month for the reputations of presidential security services around the world. Which one would you MOST or LEAST want to join, even if you could write your own ticket?

  • @[email protected]English
    6•1 month ago

    I don’t want to join a security service, that sounds stressful as fuck – I want my own security service.

    Time to start a micronation! Job applications are open

    • ferretEnglish
      4•1 month ago

      Whats the benefits package look like?

      • @[email protected]English
        4•1 month ago

        Benefits… package? I hadn’t thought of… uh… yeah it’s great mate, terrific. Best benefits package ever.

    • verity_kindleOPMEnglish
      3•1 month ago

      Traditionally, one starts a pirate radio station first. That’s the easy part.

        • verity_kindleOPMEnglish
          2•1 month ago

          There are some very, very large lakes in the US with much offshore. How do you feel about blizzards?