• originalucifer
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    251 month ago

    its somewhat astounding the mental hurdles these people will jump through. such detail, and yet, a complete moron.

    • mad_asshatter
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      1 month ago

      I presume you stand-in for the fiction!

    • @LesserAbe
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      111 month ago

      If I just discover the right secret words to say the law will no longer apply to me!

  • @Xaphanos
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    241 month ago

    Is this now becoming judges’ standard procedure for sovcits? Failure to show ID -> failure to appear -> warrant -> jail time -> rinse and repeat with escalating terms. Seems like the sure and steady way to make them extinct.

  • @kikutwo
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    161 month ago

    Shoulda hit em with the “ALL RIGHTS RESERVED” then they gotta let you go LMAO

    • @[email protected]
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      “Yeah, I traveled drunk and I don’t have a “license” and yes I traveled over a straw man standing in the straw-way. But I said ‘No felon.’ So, not to put words in your mouth, but case dismissed.”

  • @[email protected]
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    21 month ago

    I’ve heard that if you threaten the judge it gets you a special kind of dismissal called “prison”. /s