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When a turtles eggs hatch the baby turtles know to run to the ocean. That is why this is called the testudo(turtle) formation. Because when Romans are born they naturally get in this formation.
Conclusion: all Italians are descended from amphibious reptiles.
Man, imagine if you raised an emperor this way! I’m sure they would be universally loved and not go down in history as a villain of any kind. /s
"It could be, perhaps, that his toga was too tight.
It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his boots were two sizes too small."
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