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    Cop sees Sov Cit plate:

    “Jesus, do I have time for this shit today?”

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      Honestly despite how I hate cops, it would not really make me think less of them if they decided to avert their eyes because they don’t get paid enough for this shit. Cops have been killed by sovereign citizens.

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        There are too many brown or poor people to permanently disfigure or murder for them to get into it with a delusional white person, I guess.

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          „Im not in the mood to deal with this guy today. I’m just going to go shoot some dogs in a minority neighborhood. That’ll cheer me up so much I might only beat my wife a little bit today.”

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            “If I have to talk to this dude, I swear, my wife is gonna pay the price”

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          They’re not all white.

          Also, good save. We came dangerously close to an intelligent, rational conversation there. Can’t be having that.

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            In my personal experience, I’ve never seen a black SovCits. Do they exist? Sure. But I’m pretty sure that statistically, you’re more likely to find a white one.

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          I would say sovcits are about half and half back and white.

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      I have two theories:

      1. zzz is a way to indicate sleep. By putting z’s on the plate it subconsciously tricks the peace agents or w/e they call police into believing the traveller in this conveyance is a fellow sheeple, not awake to the true inner workings of the world.

      2. They’re a fan of ZZ Top.

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    It wouldn’t shock me considering how stupid so many cops out there are.

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      Also to be fair sovcits do kill cops so I could totally see a cop pretending not to see this.

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        That’s one of the real problems. They’re dangerous enough that a lot of cops won’t do anything about them.

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    I would love to swap that license plate for an identical one, except with the QR code leading to a Rick roll

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    Hmm, do I want to do all that paperwork and the court day for this fool…

    2am bored cop on the nice side of town: yeehaw!

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    I’m in Seattle and at least twice a day I see someone with a temporary tag behind impossibly tinted windows or just straigh no license plate at all.

    I suspect they only bother with it if you have another infraction.

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      I was always told only break one rule at a time… Registration a few days over due… Make sure to drive the speed limit… Leaving the bar after a few drinks… Make sure to always use your blinkers…

      Murder is the hard one cause killing a person and improper disposal of a body are 2 crimes and it’s hard to do one without the other.

      /s this is a joke don’t take it too seriously

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        “the flag is turned Right, because I live in a Right way!”

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      They call it the “civil flag”. Some places have different state and civil flags but the US does not (except SovCits I guess). It’s based on the Sons of Liberty flag.

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      I’m surprised they kept the stars and stripes in their respective positions given how they reversed most of the other elements of the flag