Can we mark this NSFW? You know, because of the implication?

What articles did you write JD? SHOW US THE ARTICLES!

Guess I’m never buying happy dad.

He’s making the face like he thinks he made a mistake trusting that last fart, but isn’t sure yet.

If VD Jance had a bad date and then told people about it, would that make him an armchair critic?

Him or the couch?

Look at that war zone. He so brave!

Why do politicians always feel like they need to parade around with their super hot sexual partners.

Seriously, look at the cushions on that loveseat. Just look at them.

Sounds like his career was basically being Tom Cruise from the being of Edge of Tomorrow.

Maybe he’ll get covered in time traveling alien blood and learn to become less selfish.