FUN FACT: one of the many offenses which caused the great 16th century Japanese warlord Oda Nobunaga’s assassination was Nobunaga drunkenly playing a tune on his vassal’s bald head with a fan, and throwing that same vassal’s tableware into a pond. Supposedly.

I guess he went bananas when that happened (bum bum tsk) I’ll see my way out

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