• ivanafterall ☑️English
      1•3 months ago

      Ever since my little Hearst started talking, he won’t stop babbling about “the color.”

  • @netvor
    16•3 months ago

    So THAT’s why Minecraft is so popular

  • @[email protected]
    11•3 months ago

    This is what 5G is programming into soft young untinfoiled brains.

    We must first back, plug our younglings into dial-up only.

  • @[email protected]
    11•3 months ago

    Little kids are ideal for tying a rope around the waist and lowering them into chimneys with a brush. Tell your friends.

  • HexesofVexes
    9•3 months ago

    Hi ho, hi ho, it’s down the mine you go.

    Not toilet trained, and no wages gained!

    Hihohiho hi ho, hi ho, it’s back down the hole you’ll go.

    Now swing that pick you little di-

    I think that’s enough Disney today